There is a difference????

i would most definately like to be sh** on…wow..i dont think i will ever say that again…ewwwwe

I agree. MLM stinks, with some rare exceptions, possibly.

I can’t say i’ve ever been pooed on by a bird… but it can’t be that bad. I’d rather take the hit as well.

Depends on the bird. A Pelican can make a big difference!

I’d rather be pitched by the MLM idiot. Because I can put a severe beat-down on the idiot, whereas I’d never be able to get even with the bird.

Congratulations on asking the first question that made me laugh today.

I’d rather be pitched on some MLM scheme, since I can shut it out and let them rant on and on and think of something else, like how I’m happy I’m not pooped on by some bird and have to go and take a shower.

bird **** is easy to wash off-
but the “stain” of MLM will tarnish your reputation and credibility for years.

I have experienced both, and I can tell you honestly, I would prefer the bird anyday. The bird won’t call you back repeatedly after you have declined to participate, and won’t look at you searchingly if you run into it at the grocery store. He won’t make you afraid to answer the phone, or go to gatherings where you might run into him. Yeah, I’ll take the bird, thanks.

I always believed that being pooped on by a bird meant good luck.That’s why i have had the privilege of being pooped on three times :[ so i would take the bird any day.

Pooped on because **** washes away. being pitched stays for a long time……..

Even if you were pooped on by several birds, and even if you didn’t wash it off for 6 months, that would still make you less repulsive than the MLM fool trying to get your into their sham of a “business”.

You’re so transparent Tory….er….SmartGuy7…..oops….I mean Marcello! How many other alter egos do you have going on with this question? May I suggest all of them.

I find it hard to believe that this many people would be this daft judging by the answers here.

Make sure you vote for your own best answer again!